it’s cute how band members write songs about girls even though they are all gay
(Source: chordaholic)
Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
(Source: masterassassino)
- Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
- Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
So I’ve had some version of this headcanon wish since the beginning of Season 3, when it was just a Kurt/Blaine duet. But since they announced that the show would be split between McKinley and New York, and that they were starting off with the Britney tribute, I’ve been picturing this.
It’s the first day of school - for everyone. Blaine and Tina are at McKinley, Kurt and Rachel are in New York (he’ll get there, whether he magically gets into school or gets an internship or whatever). We get flashing shots of Blaine straightening his bow tie, Tina lacing her boots, Kurt spraying his hair, Rachel buttoning her sweater.
Each pair is together, looking anxious before they say a little something, nod to each other. Blaine and Tina push open the doors and step into McKinley. Kurt and Rachel push open a door and step onto a street in Manhattan.
[Tina]
There’s only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby I’m a put-on-a-show kinda girl
Don’t like the backseat, gotta be first (oh, oh)[Blaine}
I’m like the ringleader
I call the shots (call the shots)
I’m like a firecracker
I make it hot (make it hot)
When I put on a show
[Split Screen to show both scenes - Kurt and Rachel]
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I’m ready to break
I’m like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that ya feel the same
[All]
All the eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip
Just like a circus
Don’t stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
Just like a circus
[Rachel]
There’s only two types of guys out there,
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware[Kurt]
I’m like a ring leader, I call the shots.
I’m like a fire cracker,
I make it hot when I put on a show.
[Split Screen to show both scenes - Blaine and Tina]
I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I’m ready to break
I’m like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that ya feel the same
***This time at the chorus, the scene turns into a fantasy sequence where all 4 are in a circus ring a la the video. All in tuxes with whips and canes, etc***
The chorus repeats a few times and the scene shifts back to a split screen of Blaine and Tina in the hallway, Kurt and Rachel on the street. Blaine and Tina get slushied at the same time a car turns a corner and drives through a puddle, soaking Kurt and Rachel.All four stand there, dripping.Glee.
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
I need to 1) be a part of one of these or 2) have one of these done for me.
Tears all over my face. The dancing Jews. The absolute cuteness. If I do this for a wonderful girl in a couple of years, can I start auditions now? Who’s in?
Shut up this is adorable.
ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS PERFECT IF MY PROPOSAL ISN’T THIS AWESOME AND ELABORATE I WILL SAY NO AND TELL THEM TO TRY TRY AGAIN
im crYing
LOOK WHAT’S BACK ON MY DASH DALKFJASFJAJSThey like to do it on the table.
Periodically.
Fun fact: I asked my chemistry teacher what you would get if you mixed potassium, lanthanum, lodine and neon, and you know what she said?
FIREWORKS.
^ Reblogging again because even science ships them
I refuse to believe this is mere coincidenceFIREWORKS AND CHEMISTRY
FIREWORKS AND CHEMISTRY
FIREWORKS AND CHEMISTRY
brb, incorporating this into my essay.
WHOA
This is still damn well relevant.
holy shit
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
(Source: desertblessingoceancurse)
literally my favorite gif to ever gif
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
(Source: fonduer)
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
